5 signs the apocalypse is near

5 signs the apocalypse is near

The end is near! The world turned upside down as soon as Tim Noakes uttered that dreadful word, Banting. Simply put, the entire world became befok, and people started coming up with the most ridiculous notions of food. We don’t like it. And it’s about time time we free’d the bread! If we don’t, we’ll tumble into controversy, and the world will come to an end.
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6 Things Faster Than Lynsey Sharp.

First things first, well done to the champion Caster Semenya for grabbing gold this weekend in Rio. We cheered you all the way and couldn’t be more proud of your result. Unfortunately, fellow competitor Lynsey Sharp (who placed 6th) took her post race interview with BBC as an opportunity to berate Caster saying “rule changes made it hard for others to compete”. We of course completely disagree and think we should share 6 things we think are faster than Lynsey Sharp.

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